70s Roller Princess

*The year is 1989. a much younger Nostalia Romaine, then 18 years old, is attending a 70's-themed party when her boyfriend, Robert Ferris approaches her*

Robert: Wow, Talia! You look hot in that outfit!

Nostalia: *skating up to him* Thanks! Diggin' the leisure suit, Stud!

Robert: Y'know... those clothes make me want to sneak away with you for a while...

Nostalia: Bobby! That's so naughty. *blushing*

Robert: What do ya say, Gorgeous?

Nostalia: Well... Just be gentle, okay? It's my first time.

Robert: I will. And uh... could you keep the skates on?

Nostalia: Bobby! *giggles and blushes as they sneak off*

*Fast forward to 2015*

Nostalia: And that's how I got pregnant with you and your twin sister!

Jack: That sounds like it was a fun time, Mom... but um.. why are you dressed in those clothes now?

Nostalia: *skates a circle around her son flirtatiously* Don't you like it?

Jack: *blushes*